On The Fly
Written by Stephanie Abrams
September, 2006

"Ten Indications You are Traveling Too Much!"

 

1, Flight attendants think you are a crew member dead-ending.
2. You do brilliant work at 39,000 feet and then can’t find where you put it.
3. You have a mobile phone that only works in Europe.
4. You keep going to the room number of the hotel room from your second hotel stay.
5. You can’t remember what your rental car looks like.
6. You wake up in the morning and can’t remember where the bathroom is.
7. A total stranger can track you down in a restaurant on the other side of the ocean.
8. The first morning you are home, you look at the toothbrush holder and can’t decide which one is yours.
9. You have at least 10 pairs of terry cloth slippers with embroidered logos on them.
10. Your dog doesn’t recognize you.